Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
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thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
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I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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