Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
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Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
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I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I came so hard my ears popped.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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