apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
