Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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