Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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