Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
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He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
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Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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