I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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