ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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