She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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