Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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