forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
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After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
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So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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