New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
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Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
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he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
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