Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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