party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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