I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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