there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
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She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
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He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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