Got a toothbrush?
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
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Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
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I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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