i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
We smell like vodka and hangover
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