I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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