I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
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yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
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I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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