i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
this hospital has no fireball
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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