if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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