we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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