the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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