super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
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He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
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Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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