you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I am mentally ready for anal.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
