I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Randomize
