69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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