I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
There's always time for handjobs
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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