You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
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