You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
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I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
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Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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