I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
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I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
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