My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
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he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
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There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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