and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
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Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
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Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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