Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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