doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
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I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
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Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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