At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
they're like a gay fantastic four
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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