U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
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worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
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There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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