I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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