i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
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you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
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Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
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