The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
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You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
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Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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