You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
its liver damage thursday
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