my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
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