In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
