Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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