guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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