You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
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Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
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I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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