if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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