i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
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