Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
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Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
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CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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