So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
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