She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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