I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
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I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
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It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
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