My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
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i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
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Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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