I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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