I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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