he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
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