i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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