she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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